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  1. about 5 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I can think of some reasons he would be prone to freaking out. But I don’t want to say them because he would freak out.

  2. about 5 hours ago on Ozy and Millie

    That explains the laying on a pile of gold.

  3. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Naysayers can be a good thing. They help you find questions you might have forgotten to answer.

  4. 1 day ago on Ozy and Millie

    That can’t be his nine to five. There’s still two hours unaccounted for.

  5. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Keep an eye on my old house, and send my cat back to me if you find her trying to get in.

  6. 2 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    Really? Millie wrote a poem long enough to put someone to sleep? Someone other than herself?

  7. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Tell Dakota. Her reaction should be more consistent.

  8. 3 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    This is coming from the same conspirators who invented Daylight Savings Time in an elaborate scheme to mooch the mammals dental floss.

  9. 3 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    I’m guessing the berets and bongo drums are new, though?

  10. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    You’re busting HGTV’s racket.