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  1. about 9 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Phoebe should claim all the ones with wrappers. Only Marigold would want the ones contaminated with grass flavor.

  2. about 9 hours ago on Ozy and Millie

    So, Millie, before you guess a name, consider the two qualifying factors. One: did he have a son. Two: Was he a dragon?

  3. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    You can’t expect it to speak in the second person after you make your statement in the first.

  4. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    That’s what blinds are for. But unpacking might not solve the problem if the window is a different size.

  5. 3 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    I guess the history tests she takes have an improbably large amount of questions about the Toltecs.

  6. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    They don’t wear the same clothes. They just have closets full of identical outfits. Which, I suppose, is technically also what Marigold has.

  7. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I heard some wannabee philosopher try to give a warning about putting people in boxes in your mind.

  8. 4 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    That wasn’t a warning. That was just propaganda.

  9. 5 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    For the first time, it’ll represent a time when her age was an even number.

  10. 5 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    According to some definitions, that’s that’s the Karen mentality.