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  1. about 2 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    There was a story about a guy who wanted to find something he called “The Universal Song.” He said that it was a melody written by human nature, and someone on a different continent could “discover” the exact same song if they followed his methods. He fully charted out which sequences of notes harmonized, and which didn’t. But he was also really paranoid about hearing regular music, thinking that it would “infect” him and ruin the song. So he never went out in public, and developed several other neurosises.

  2. about 2 hours ago on Ozy and Millie

    Good to know Avery can handle criticism.

  3. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Even though this is a rerun, she might still be talking about a different song than whatever the first one was.

  4. 1 day ago on Ozy and Millie

    If people are confused, maybe you need a better explanation.

  5. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Why not “it/that” pronouns? Those won’t make you sound like multiple people.

  6. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I used to work at a souvenir stand that sold those horn headbands. They are not sharp enough to cause pain for a human.

  7. 4 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    Sans Undertale supposedly said (though I’ve never been able to find where he says it), “seeing what happens next, i can’t afford not to care anymore.”

  8. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I wouldn’t say unicorns perfected them. Some humans are so good at secrets, that even when they’re exposed, everyone still acts like no one knows.

  9. 5 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Phoebe is starting to get a dirty mind. Well, maybe only dusty at this point, but you get the idea.

  10. 5 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    I was anticipating a comic about anticipation today.