I went to the Burger King in Santa Cruz, CA and ordered a Jumbo Jack. When the manager, who was Hispanic, brought it to me, he called it a “Yummo Yack.”
I’m wearing a nylon jacket I had in high school. It’s tattered on the cuffs and the pockets are torn, but it’s fine for sitting in front of the computer on a cold morning. I graduated from high school in 1964 so that jacket is over 50 years old. It pays to be single. A wife would have tossed it out years ago.
My parents made “apple pop” for years. Crush an apple, put it in a small opaque jar with a little sugar and water and wait for it to ferment. Strain the mixture and add it to a gallon of apple cider (after pouring a bit out to make room.) Set it on the counter until it ferments and you see bubbles. DO NOT put it in a glass jug with a screw cap. Get one that will pop off. My uncle used a screw cap jug and one of his roommates forgot to loosen it to relieve the pressure. When he came home, he found the jug had exploded in the kitchen, leaving a sticky mess including a dent in the ceiling from the top of the bottle.
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants. (Mary Tyler Moore Show)