Marching Morons. One of my favorite SF short stories.
That’s the Bee Gee’s “Stayin’ Alive” from “Saturday Night Fever”
Not just a joke from “The Office”. A fireman training CPR to us years ago told us to use the rhythm of “Stayin’ Alive” while performing chest compression. It’s perfect for it.
Marching Morons. One of my favorite SF short stories.