This reminds me of my favorite Latin joke, though you have to use a Church accent. Q: What’s the motto of Jester Cafeteria [at UT-Austin]? A: Fidem scit.
@Knitterknerd That was the plot of a Donald E. Westlake crime-caper novel (“Bank Shot”): the Dortmunder Gang put wheels on a trailer/bank branch and hauled it away with a semi. It was a bit more complicated (and hilarious) than that, of course.
This reminds me of my favorite Latin joke, though you have to use a Church accent. Q: What’s the motto of Jester Cafeteria [at UT-Austin]? A: Fidem scit.