Crankyc

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  1. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Already a thing in 1940

    *Spring has sprung, the grass is rizz,

    I wonder where the boidies is

    The boid is on the wing,

    But that’s absoid

    From what I hoid

    The wing is on the boid! *

  2. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I have a 59th St. bridge to sell you.

  3. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Now there’s a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.

    My slang is rooted in a different galaxy, where time moves differently.

    Here, it’s tragically hip.

  4. 6 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    some want a prophet, and others want profit

  5. 8 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    there’s a whole universe out there, I imagine it could be interesting when one is spirit & doesn’t need all that impractical air & food.

  6. 8 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    My brain is already full. I can’t imagine this physical machine lasting even a couple of centuries unless there was a way to do a brain dump or defrag

    without going bonkers.

  7. 13 days ago on Non Sequitur

    That’s a real …Schrödinger of a question

  8. 14 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    My sister lived near Gardiner, north gate. And she said she’d left California b/c of earthquake danger. How I laughed…

  9. 14 days ago on Non Sequitur

    They found a cave without a (Wiley) bear and enough fuel to cook their critter. What do THEY have to complain about?

    There aren’t going to be enough of either to go around, unless the anti-vaxxed start making a more serious effort to reduce the population.

  10. 14 days ago on Non Sequitur

    and they definitely would deserve that sentence. Too bad we’d have to serve it with them.