Recent Comments

1. 3 months ago on Fowl Language

   That’s right. All those naps I refused to take as a kid…….I want them back, with interest!

2. 5 months ago on Mother Goose and Grimm

   How about cat woman.

3. 8 months ago on Barney & Clyde

   “Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After a while, you realize the pig likes it.”

4. over 1 year ago on Diamond Lil

   At the Road Kill Cafe, we’ll do it up your way. We’ll cook it fresh right from your grill to ours, just scrape it off the tire and we’ll toss it on the fire. Come chew the fat at the Road Kill Cafe. (John Flynn, Roadkill Cafe)

5. over 1 year ago on 9 to 5

   School colors are black and blue.

6. almost 2 years ago on Frazz

   As Jimmy Buffet puts it: I’m growing older but not up My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck Let those winds of time blow over my head I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead

7. almost 2 years ago on Frazz

   There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

8. about 2 years ago on Buckles

   Will the cat bark next?

9. about 2 years ago on Aunty Acid

   Measure with a micrometer, cut with an ax, beat to fit, paint to match.

10. about 2 years ago on Frank and Ernest

    And for the math majors, don’t drink and derive.