When we were kids we loved to make pretend quick sand — by brother was the best at this. It came in handy for our imagination games of spies, Tarzan and other scenarios
Must have been written by the same guy from Bare Naked Ladies who wrote an “alternative alphabet” song, which at the moment I can’t remember the name of but has words like a is for aisle, be is for bdellium…q is for eat …..
there’s plenty more just in Judges…. he’d be surprised