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1. almost 3 years ago on Goats

   http://goats.com/comic/2006/12/19/december-19-2006/ I’ve got bad news, though. There’s a lot more comics, but the story does not conclude. Maybe someday.

2. over 4 years ago on Scenes from a Multiverse

   Pretty sure the one in the middle is friend of the strip, Phil Plait. And the last one is obviously Bill Nye.

3. almost 5 years ago on Goats

   I used to work with a guy named Stan, and I began to realize that “Stan” was my own personal Satan. I lived my life by a credo of “don’t be like Stan”. Stan once shot a carpentry staple into the artery inside his elbow and squirted blood like the Black Knight in Holy Grail when he pulled it out with pliers. Stan had a collection of bellbottom jeans he’d been saving since the 70s so he could replace his when they wore out and never stop wearing bellbottoms. When he quit, I replaced him and spent many hours correcting his mistakes.

4. about 5 years ago on Scenes from a Multiverse

   I know what I’m having for lunch now.

5. about 5 years ago on Scenes from a Multiverse

   I always scroll down to the comments. They’re always hot garbage. But that was comedy gold right there. Worth every trash comment I’ve ever read here.

6. over 5 years ago on Scenes from a Multiverse

   But bacon is tastier.

7. over 5 years ago on Scenes from a Multiverse

   The real mystery is why flan exists at all. Nobody likes flan.

8. over 5 years ago on Goats

   Well, the good news is, Mr. Nimoy was alive and well on the date this comic was originally published.

9. over 5 years ago on Scenes from a Multiverse

   Has the sixth Song of Ice and Fire book come out yet?

10. almost 6 years ago on Scenes from a Multiverse

    Thanks, folks. I’ll try at least one. Just so half Jon’s jokes don’t go right over my head, at least.