If only that’s the way it really worked.
I’ll take no calls at all for a thousand, Alex.
Brutus is a kindred spirit. I like lots of Cool Whip, too. That being said, nothing can ever truly replace my mother’s whipped cream. It was delicious.
If I ever have to have another MRI, I’ll ask in advance if they have some of those ear plugs.
Someday there will be.
The main complaint I have is how loud they are. If they were silent, I’d probably just go to sleep.
All those campaign promises that will never come to pass, and sometimes that’s a good thing.
I brew my own coffee, too. It tastes better, and is much, much cheaper.
The most frightening horror short films I’ve seen are the campaign ads. “You’re doomed to a life of despair if you don’t vote for me.”
There’s always a “but” coming after that woman says something nice.
If only that’s the way it really worked.