This comic strip features two completely separate non-human species and a sentient rock that isn’t even in the taxonomic ranks, and you are concerned about what now?
If you want to read about really complicated orbital mechanics, do a search for “Near-Earth asteroid 3753 Cruithne”, which is a near-earth asteroid that is on a tightly-wound spiraling horseshoe orbit with kidney-bean shaped loops.
It seems like almost every woman wants their hair to be what it is not. Women with naturally straight hair spend thousands per year making it curly. Women with naturally curly hair spend thousands per year making it straight.
Shampoo marketing departments are only partly to blame – they are exploiting a basic dissatisfaction that is already there.
There are battery operated lava lamps on Amazon. They are more real than the talking shark and the crab having a yard sale.