If I were into drinking games, I would be in detox by now.
Are there no Sunday comics?
I missed “All My Nine Lives.”
We never seasoned our turkey, so our cats would get a small plate of meat as a treat. This would put them in a food coma and they would sleep most of….wait, these are cats.
Texas pecan pie
Every time my team scores a touchdown, I don’t celebrate until until I know there are no flags on the play.
Whenever my team makes a touchdown, I hold my breath hoping there are no flags that would null the score.
That face mask call last night was atrocious. I’m surprised nobody called them out on that.
I love Tabitha and Figaro. They help me with my Spanish.
Yes!
If I were into drinking games, I would be in detox by now.