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A woman whose name was Rapuzel
Had long hair and a steadfast refusal
To go shampoo-buying,
So her husband’s supplying
The goods – it’s all one big bamboozle!
There once was a hunter named Grizzle
Who shot a fake deer, fo’ shizzle.
While he thought “just my luck”
So did many a buck
That got many a bang for his pizzle.
At his funeral, Porky’s friends wallowed
In depression that could not be swallowed
But what brought out the tears
From his cartoony peers
Were the ham-and-cheese nibbles that followed
A chocolate-flavored new broccoli
Split the science community, shockingly.
The source of the feud
Was the name for this food:
Some said “brocolate”, others said “choccolli”.
Mr. Quigley wished that he had died,
Which was not what the doctor implied.
The misdiagnosis
Means doc didn’t know this:
It’s “Happy as a clam AT HIGH TIDE”
There was a beekeeper named Nash
Who converted his honey to cash
His office inscrutable -
Workers in cubicles!
Desktops with keyboards to mash.
Ever wondered from whence eggnog comes?
Gather ‘round and I’ll tell you, dear chums!
It arrives on your shelf
Thanks to many an elf
Building pipelines until he succumbs.
The new self-driving car – this is true -
Is much better at driving than you!
Also better at speeding,
And in court, guilty pleading,
For cruising for prostitutes, too.
Beware the alliance of roaches!On our free way of life it encroaches!Six millennia henceThey’ll have dapper dress senseWearing ties and blue shirts and nice brooches!
A woman whose name was Rapuzel
Had long hair and a steadfast refusal
To go shampoo-buying,
So her husband’s supplying
The goods – it’s all one big bamboozle!