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1. almost 8 years ago on Close to Home

   A woman whose name was Rapuzel

   Had long hair and a steadfast refusal

   To go shampoo-buying,

   So her husband’s supplying

   The goods – it’s all one big bamboozle!

2. about 8 years ago on Close to Home

   There once was a hunter named Grizzle

   Who shot a fake deer, fo’ shizzle.

   While he thought “just my luck”

   So did many a buck

   That got many a bang for his pizzle.

3. about 8 years ago on Close to Home

   At his funeral, Porky’s friends wallowed

   In depression that could not be swallowed

   But what brought out the tears

   From his cartoony peers

   Were the ham-and-cheese nibbles that followed

4. about 8 years ago on Close to Home

   A chocolate-flavored new broccoli

   Split the science community, shockingly.

   The source of the feud

   Was the name for this food:

   Some said “brocolate”, others said “choccolli”.

5. about 8 years ago on Close to Home

   Mr. Quigley wished that he had died,

   Which was not what the doctor implied.

   The misdiagnosis

   Means doc didn’t know this:

   It’s “Happy as a clam AT HIGH TIDE”

6. about 8 years ago on Close to Home

   There was a beekeeper named Nash

   Who converted his honey to cash

   His office inscrutable -

   Workers in cubicles!

   Desktops with keyboards to mash.

7. about 8 years ago on Close to Home

   Ever wondered from whence eggnog comes?

   Gather ‘round and I’ll tell you, dear chums!

   It arrives on your shelf

   Thanks to many an elf

   Building pipelines until he succumbs.

8. about 8 years ago on Close to Home

   The new self-driving car – this is true -

   Is much better at driving than you!

   Also better at speeding,

   And in court, guilty pleading,

   For cruising for prostitutes, too.

9. about 8 years ago on Close to Home

   Beware the alliance of roaches!On our free way of life it encroaches!Six millennia henceThey’ll have dapper dress senseWearing ties and blue shirts and nice brooches!