But it doesn’t make up for why three Santa’s were chasing him on Monday.
Cliches make up roughly 80 percent of an average person’s conversation skills.
1) The cops are getting younger and younger these days.
2) Bozo noticed the man’s dome could use a little buffing.
3) That’s why planes should have seat belts, and the pilots always keep their hands at ten-and-two.
According to Google, it’s an acronym for All Cops Are B*stards.
If Mom phrases it the right way.
At least that’s what it ends up after being delivered.
Except anchovies.
Must not be that special, since Jimmy’s not the DJ.
Don’t we all?
I think he’ll just cut it up and take the bigger half!
But it doesn’t make up for why three Santa’s were chasing him on Monday.