1) There’s no fishing here because there are no fish, period.
2) Yes, we’ll happily give you new shoelaces. And why not a whole new wardrobe to go with it?
3) The dog must’ve dug up the hole to retrieve Bozo’s hole in one.
Well, Calvin’s right about any idiot can become famous, even if it’s just for 15 minutes or so.
Nice try, Charlie Brown, but at least be comforted Santa won’t give you a rock like you got on Halloween.
Then after you get hit by the cement truck, others will say “Why don’t they look?”
I remember a Garfield with Friends episode where during a dream sequence, Jon (with Garfield’s body and personality) twirled Odie’s ears together and sent him flying like a helicopter to Garfield’s (with Jon’s body and personality) dismay.
1) Bozo didn’t realize the boss locked his regular cigars in his cabinet at night, and left the exploding ones for that sort of situation!
2) You think that was something? I have another pair just like them!
3) Bozo’s hand is quicker than Fingers’ eyes!
Better than “my book ate my homework” as shown in a Sunday strip.
But they do sound fairly similar.
You’re gonna need a bigger mousetrap.
The only question is, will the Garbage Ape approve of the Garbage Gnomes?
1) There’s no fishing here because there are no fish, period.
2) Yes, we’ll happily give you new shoelaces. And why not a whole new wardrobe to go with it?
3) The dog must’ve dug up the hole to retrieve Bozo’s hole in one.