The bottle of perfume that Willy sentWas highly displeasing to Millicent.Her thanks were so coldThat they argued, I’m toldO’er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent.
Little Willy was the hero of short, morbid poems from the 1940’s
Little Willy, from the mirror, sucked the mercury all off,Thinking in his childish error, it would cure the whooping cough.At the funeral, Willy’s mother, weeping said to Mrs. Brown,“What a chilly day for Willy, when the mercury went down!”
No, we just don’t feel bad about ourselves.