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1. about 8 hours ago on Off the Mark

   However, being a princess and all, her temper is pure. Thus, her mattress of choice is a Tempur-Pedic®.

2. about 21 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The weight of all the dust mites and their fecal matter inside a pillow adds to the weight of it. They’re tiny and don’t poop all that much, but there are millions of them.

3. about 21 hours ago on Off the Mark

   The weight of even the most delicate princess would’ve crushed a green pea in an instant. That’s why the story’s pea under the mattresses has to be a dried pea. They’re as hard as stones.

4. 2 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   That can work with a smart dog. One example: youtube. com/watch?v=vE8Lc9F-0Bg

5. 3 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   It’s common for kids (and adults) to dislike tasks and concepts that are difficult, especially those that approach incomprehensibility. For a lot of people, math is both.

6. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   What’s the same thing as what?

7. 4 days ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   I went with the average, rounded up to an even number. financebuzz. com/margarita-cost-by-state

8. 4 days ago on Non Sequitur

   ::Sigh:: The cowardly greedy find endless ways to kill us.

9. 4 days ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   Wow. Hawthorne, Hawthorne! Your correct response is not “Oh, brother”! It’s “That’ll be $10 for the margarita and five bucks extra for the gossip.”

10. 4 days ago on Non Sequitur

    I wonder how Andrew is/was doing in any course that required him to write in English. :-)