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1. 4 days ago on Pooch Cafe

   Yes, of course. Doesn’t every home have a lazy Susan turntable for their vehicles?

2. 4 days ago on Wallace the Brave

   On a dock with dead fish on it.

3. 4 days ago on Wallace the Brave

   I like the artistic touch, with the fish skeleton… But I would NOT be lying on that dock, at least not that close to dead fish stink.

4. 4 days ago on Monty

   Helium balloons are long distance litter. Lantern balloons are also with a chance of long distance arson.

5. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   They made a sequel a couple of years later that I just learned about. I remember really enjoying the books and the game. It was one of the better games I played back then. IIRC, it was mostly a text adventure with some still graphics for context.

6. 6 days ago on Doonesbury

   Heh… I thought that was made up, in The Blues Brothers original film. I just found out it’s real.

7. 6 days ago on Doonesbury

   I can’t imagine any way a fake DL works “great” for driving. The only time you “use” your license" while driving is when pulled over by a cop. And the first thing they will do is run your DL number (they use S.C.M.O.D.S., State, County, Municipal Offender Data System).

8. 6 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Back in the long-ago-before times when DOS roamed the lands (1992), I played a game called Frederick Pohl’s Gateway. In those days, games came with paperbound instructions that were required reading before playing. At the bottom of around page 7, it incongruously stated “JESUS SAVES…”

   At the top of the next page, it continued, "and so do all his disciples when playing Gateway. Save early and often.

   LoL

9. 13 days ago on Rip Haywire

   Man, this one had nothing but anchovies and pineapple, covered in barbecue sauce.

10. 18 days ago on Doonesbury

    I worked at a commercial photo lab in the ‘90s in Houston, and we often made slide dupes of artwork appearing in local galleries. One artist’s work intrigued me, as I made 50 copies each of her “statues” without any context. Her “statues” appeared to be of various abstract animal forms, with features smoothed out and beige colored, dressed in thin, cheap lingerie and plastic costume jewelery. It was more interesting than some of the literal trash some were exhibiting… Until I read an article in the local arts & music paper. Those “statues” were just premade taxidermy. She just tossed some cheap fluffery on somethings she ordered in a catalog. At least the trash artist found his own trash.