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You and all the dregs who have approved your ignorant comment are very definitely worthless wastes of space. But don’t worry, the productive and intelligent citizens will make sure to feed and clothe you. You yourself are nothing more than a child who likes to throw tantrums for attention, but the morons who “like” your comment should know better and simply prove themselves to be mindless “useful idiots” and appropriate worshippers of the senile puppet who has recently had his last Depends changing in office. Fortunately for him he will have free diapers and diaper-changers at taxpayer expense in perpetuity. Not unlike how you probably get your necessities now.
Reality isn’t all its cracked up to be, eh?