I heard about a guy who had a cross tattooed on his A$$ — It was his “Cross to Bear”…..
Stick the pencil in the apple and sell them for $5.00 as a Commemorative Big Apple souvenir.
Kansas City Chefs!
Next will be the chorus for “We are the Champions (of the World)”!
The Easter Bunny sends his best—Hoppy Haliday!
…and he thought he just had the ‘runs’!
He thought he was practicing safe sex ’cuz he lived in a condominium!
Is the “boss” related to Pinocchio? His nose seems to be getting longer…..
“Of course, not — it will be 60 degrees next week”
“Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…..Oh look!”
I heard about a guy who had a cross tattooed on his A$$ — It was his “Cross to Bear”…..