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  1. over 6 years ago on JumpStart

    Actually, Marcy, get YOUR caboose down to HR and make a report, because this is a situation that can get you in a ton of hot water.

  2. over 6 years ago on Betty

    There’s always knitting.

  3. over 6 years ago on Tank McNamara

    My feelings about kale exactly.

  4. almost 7 years ago on Frazz

    You’ve been waiting all year to make that joke, haven’t you?

  5. almost 7 years ago on One Big Happy

    O man beware – to give your heart to a dog to tear. (Kipling)

  6. almost 7 years ago on Ballard Street

    Don’t laugh. Some days, that’s the high point.

  7. almost 7 years ago on Betty

    " THAT’S why the Chinese invented chopsticks" I thought it was to help support the dry cleaning industry.

  8. almost 7 years ago on JumpStart

    And Russia.

  9. almost 7 years ago on Get Fuzzy

    After they moved into a retirement apartment complex, my mother – AKA “She Who Must Be Obeyed” – was determined to have the cat declawed. In one of the rare cases of her not getting things her way, my dad would not allow it.

    I suspect it had something to do with the six toes that were amputated in 1945.

  10. almost 7 years ago on One Big Happy

    Yep. She wants a kitty.