This is my bio. It describes my life.
Be careful, or be roadkill!
Hobbes always has to remember what time Calvin comes home from school, so he can pounce.
So Hobbes is good at punting and tackling. He must have a bright football career ahead of him!
Then Calvin blames his parents for enrolling him at school in the first place.
A tiger eating tuna sandwiches sounds like a great idea for a biome diorama.
Calvin tomorrow: “So this is two days late! What’s the big deal?”
Hobbes could have helped with this if Calvin asked earlier.
Taking messages for your dad builds character.
Bed bugs build character.
Hobbes just wants some bubblegum!
Be careful, or be roadkill!