Recent Comments

1. over 4 years ago on Tank McNamara

   The Senior Circuit officially has the DH, baseball is OVER. Bring on the aluminum bats and make the oldest player on either team pitch the whole game.

2. over 4 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Australia has the most Lovecraftian horror fauna in the world, but they can’t beat a bunch of emus or bunnies.

3. over 4 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Os are fatter, 0s are thinner

4. over 4 years ago on Tank McNamara

   “What do you mean, the Astros didn’t show the proper amount of remorse? Didn’t you see the looks on their faces?” -Rob Manfred

5. over 4 years ago on Ziggy

   “I sued Colorado, ’cuz you know I think it looks a little too much like Wyoming.” -“Weird Al” Yankovic

6. over 4 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Sharks have been around for 420 million years — 50 million longer than TREES.

7. over 4 years ago on Tank McNamara

   That can only be Rob Manfred.

8. over 4 years ago on Tank McNamara

   Pittsburgh was originally founded as Pittsburg. It’s even spelled that way on the famous T-206 Honus Wagner baseball card.

9. over 4 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Like the Great Wall of China, when they say any man-made object “can be seen from space”, they’re either full of $#!% or using a very low-orbit definition of “space”. For example, you can barely make out the conveyor belt at https://www.google.com/maps/@25.3974477,-8.6427783,1612503m/data=1e3 but if you zoom out any further it just blends in with the sand, as would be expected of something that’s only a couple feet wide.

10. almost 5 years ago on FoxTrot

    Now it’s a zero-pound box of choco— hey, where did the box go?