Sigh. They always forget to mention that if you DON’T hit every party, and go out drinking, and actually do all your reading, reports, and homework, that it isn’t that hard to “recover”
Or when the orderly who is taking you into surgery via the back hallways gets lost and you (from the gurney) can tell him where he went wrong and how to get to the operating room. Or when random medical workers all know you by name…
I’d have had to do all the laundry for a month