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1. about 5 years ago on In Security

   Wouldn’t be surprised if it was. ANYTHING is subject to Rule 34.

2. about 5 years ago on In Security

   Classic stuff:

   Girl—ahem, I mean, woman with leg up, hands and guy’s shoulders.

   Guy’s hands precariously close to woman’s rear end—not touching juuuuust yet, but expecting to squeeze.

   They tenderly kiss, and sparkles all around. Ahh, hopeless romantics rejoice.

   I can almost hear background music, but hard to pick which one: Foreigner’s “I Wanna Know What Love Is,” Survivor’s “The Search Is Over,” or Van Halen’s “When It’s Love.”

   Now, the tussled bedroom scene? Heh, my naughty side says “Whole Lotta Love” by Led Zeppelin. _!!

   Great story, Bea!

3. about 5 years ago on In Security

   Pequod, you scoundrel!

   Then another shower for round three, round four…

4. about 5 years ago on In Security

   ….or, if Sedine breaks in, it will be like the equivalent of “Ghostbusters” Armageddon scenario:

   “This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions…real wrath of God type stuff…fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!”

5. about 5 years ago on Bloom County

   Where are them Beanie Babies??Taco Bell’s toy Chihuahuas??

   (I once had the full set, one said “HEY! DROP THE CHALUPAH!” Miss those things.)

6. about 5 years ago on In Security

   The hopeless romantic in me says “YES! At last!”Now we need the pissed-off priest from “Spaceballs” to run in and give the “SHORT SHORT VERSION:”

   Priest: (staring at Hubbs) You?

   Hubbs: Yes!

   Priest: (staring at Ellie) You?

   Ellie: Yes!

   Priest: GOOD! YOU’RE MARRIED! KISS HER!!

   (of course, it may have a “Twilight Zone-type” ending—Sedine and the gang barges in juuuuust as the lips touch)

7. about 5 years ago on In Security

   Agreed, poet master Pequod!

8. about 5 years ago on In Security

   It won’t be confusing anymore once we have: THE KISS!

   Windswept backgrounds, leaves flying all around—in lovely anime fashion.

9. over 5 years ago on In Security

   More like Princess Serenity, but without her long tails

10. over 5 years ago on In Security

    Princess Serenity, but without the long tails.