It’s almost like humor consists of a frustrated fight-or-flight response … like, “PEEK-A-BOO!”
Last call for alcohol.
Down two what?
Down one, up none.
This is ground control.
Dave’s not here, man.
Hmph.
Girls with pearls.
https://garygarthmccann.com/2013/12/15/i-dont-drink-water-because-fish-fuck-in-it-w-c-fields/
Make my portion Bourbon.
B
Thrashing and gasping with bloody foamed lips.
Yep, we put them to sleep, except when the high school drop-out administering the drugs screws up the procedure.
But we can rest assured in the firm conviction that the Criminal Justice System NEVER makes a mistake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oEnJfZ9joY
It’s almost like humor consists of a frustrated fight-or-flight response … like, “PEEK-A-BOO!”