Recent Comments

1. almost 6 years ago on Frazz

   Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution.

2. almost 6 years ago on Bloom County

   I threatened to do just that after the Long Island Railroad shooting in 1994. I was running to catch the same train the next day, and some idiot shoved a microphone in my face and asked it I was catching the 5:32.

   I grabbed the mike and said, “Yes, and if I miss it because of you, this microphone’s going right up your ass.”

   Oddly enough, I didn’t make it on the news that night.

3. over 6 years ago on FoxTrot

   To be fair, the English curriculum might not have gotten to The Scottish Play yet…..freshman year was Julius Caesar for us, with TSP on tap for sophomore year.

4. over 6 years ago on Tank McNamara

   The difference is that Cosell knew perfectly well that he was grating on people. Miller thought he was genuinely being funny.

5. over 6 years ago on Tank McNamara

   To borrow from Non Sequitur, “He used to be a famous comedian, Timbob. Now he’s just famous.”

6. over 6 years ago on Win, Lose, Drew

   I’ve been trying to, believe me….. #NumberTwoPick #CouldHaveBeenWorse

7. over 6 years ago on Bloom County 2019

   Didn’t the lady make a reappearance in Breathed’s current strip?

8. over 6 years ago on Bloom County 2019

   “I have yet to see Jesus accomplish anything that couldn’t have been done with Jack, Johnny, or Jameson.”—phoenixnyc, dinner party conversation, 2013 or so

9. over 6 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Show me someone who says “it’s about the journey, not the destination” and I’ll show you someone with a five-minute commute.

10. over 6 years ago on The Boondocks

    Because he sat through Juwanna Mann.