The ONLY downside to being the parent to a dog is that we outlive them. Always heart wrenching when we lose them. The only solace is knowing we gave them years of joy and love while they were here. Sorry for your loss Stephan.
The problem is that in this PC world we live in, “It ain’t over ‘til the plus-sized individual, currently identifying as a female, sings” just doesn’t roll off the tongu.
Who is the wise prognosticator who pulled that number out of the air. If true it would equate to a 0.004% chance of dying. I’d roll with those odds.