Please bring me some word helmets, flying gum, a ham car, and a new writer.
Glitter lawsuits, huh? Now we know why the Valentine strip club shuttered.
“See, I told you!—Stand by a window or in a doorway for just a moment, and random idiocy occurs.”
No, the cussing and vulgarities are coming from Ed, who ran out of tape and is using a hot glue gun.
Olly olly oxen humor-free.
Just off panel, Linus Van Pelt asks “Gee, do they still make wooden comic strips?”.
Who was more baked this week—-The ham or Gallagher?
No one will complain about pencils, walnuts, and toothbrushes in their stocking ever again.
“YOU’RE gonna join the roster of ludicrous supporting characters!” “No, YOU are!”
Please bring me some word helmets, flying gum, a ham car, and a new writer.