I remember years (and years) ago a game called Hot Potato. A wind up device that looked (somewhat) like a potato had a timer. Kids would stand in a circle and randomly toss it to one another. Whoever had the potato when the timer buzzed was out. Last one standing was the winner.
I had a sweater (not Christmas themed) that I considered fairly ugly. It had been a gift, so I did wear it a couple of times. Unfortunately (or fortunately) it started to fray so I gave it to someone who could repurpose the yarn. Even on gentle cycle, it did not do well in the washing machine.
My sister had a dog that apparently had found a piece of wrapped candy that had been in her purse and she found the wrapper on the floor and no candy. Smart (and sneaky) little stinker.
The look the client gave when he had asked the artist to do the portrait of his best side & the artist asked him to make another quarter turn to the right.
Yeah, would make an entirely different scenario if she were a Donner. (I say “she” cause I understand female reindeer have antlers.)