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  1. over 3 years ago on Wizard of Id

    Using oil as a fuel will be a crime in ten years. Problem solved.

  2. over 4 years ago on Doonesbury

    Imagine if the colors were reversed, with three Black cops standing there and the fourth with his knee on the neck of a White guy for eight minutes. You think any White people wouldn’t see a problem with that? Colin Kaepernick “taking a knee” calls on everyone to value humanity while anyone who that can “kneel” like this show no sense of humanity whatever.

  3. almost 5 years ago on B.C.

    “It is very important what you believe and I believe I’ll have another drink.” —W. C. Field

  4. almost 5 years ago on Alley Oop

    Funny, I was thinking that if there are 10⁵⁰⁰ universes in the multiverse (as a whole lot of cosmologists think), then what are the odds that Alley Oop would be from Universe 1? “Microscopic” doesn’t begin to do it justice. Oh well…what the hell.

  5. almost 6 years ago on Wizard of Id

    And you had better hurry. It is only 20 minutes BC!

  6. about 6 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    What was the magnitude of the quake when a Mars-sized object struck the Earth four billion years ago and created the Moon? I should think that might be a Ten.

  7. over 6 years ago on Frank and Ernest

    There are NO uninteresting numbers. If there were, there would be a lowest uninteresting number…and that would make it interesting.