My mom was prescribed Prozac for a problem, and after a couple months she started to have hallucinations – animals in the house, for example. I discussed it with my Dad, and he said she’d been really nice the last couple days and maybe we should just leave well enough alone.
According to the Sweet Potato Queens: every woman needs five men in her life: one to fix things, one to pay for things, one to dance with, one to talk to and one for sex. Four of the five can be gay.
You sound like someone who has never seen a kid.