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1. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Homemade bombs? What was he planning to do, blow the house up?

2. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   It’s all in his head.

3. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   This is first grade stuff. The distance from B to C is 5 inches, and if it’s twice as far from A to C, then the answer is 10 inches. Calvin’s just too stupid (or lazy) to do simple math.

4. 5 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Yeah. Dad lives in the real world. Everyone else does, and so should Calvin. I mean, you’d think a kid would learn the difference between fantasy and reality.

   Calvin: Fantasy?! I didn’t imagine that bike attacking me!

5. 9 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   I think he/she meant that if the contents of something are no good, the presentation is just as worthless.

6. 9 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Not quite. Quoting from the Aesop fable “The Fox and the Mask”, outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth. This means that if the inner quality of something is bad, the outer quality is no good either.

7. about 1 year ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Calvin, school is neither the time nor the place to be a smart aleck.

8. about 1 year ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Future Calvin: “How come you live in this house with Mom instead of an apartment with several scantily-clad female roommates?” What kind of a question is that to ask at your age?

   Calvin: I dunno.

   Future Calvin: (thinking) And to think, I was once this little rapscallion.

   Calvin: (thinking) Am I really gonna grow up to be this guy?

9. about 1 year ago on Garfield

   I think it’s time Binky considered a new line of work, since he obviously doesn’t have the right attitude for a clown.

10. about 1 year ago on Peanuts

    Snoopy: It’s hero time!

    Ben Tennyson: Hey, that’s my line!