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1. about 1 hour ago on For Better or For Worse

   Imagine Elly wants this:

   Michael is wearing tattered jeans, old sneakers and a dirty T-shirt. He has long greasy hair and a scruffy beard. Suddenly he finds himself on a conveyor belt being taken to one building

   BARBERSHOP

   Out comes Michael, now beardless and with a crew cut, but still in tattered jeans, a dirty T-shirt and old sneakers. Conveyor belt starts up again, moving Michael to another building

   HABERDASHERY

   Out comes Michael, now wearing a neatly pressed suit, Paisley tie and Italian leather shoes

2. 3 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   That could be a good strip

   Elizabeth: Dad, I need $100.

   John{frowning}: What do you want with $100?

   Elizabeth: I don’t like to go around without money in my pocket. It doesn’t do well for the daughter of a rich dentist.

   John{testy}: Who told you I was a rich man?

   Elizabeth: Everybody in town says so. You are a dentist, so you must be.

   John: I may or may not be rich, but I don’t care to encourage my children in extravagant habits.

3. 4 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Another aspect to it is fear. When I was a kid I requested to cross the street in order to visit a schoolfriend. My mother acted like I announced that I was moving out of the house to join the Navy. Finally she said “Well, OK, it’s just I worry. I heard there are those out there who lure people into being in snuff films.”

   Years have passed and the FBI still has yet to find footage of an actual snuff film.

4. 12 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   News flash: the Pattersons are Canadian.

5. 12 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   There was a white man who jumped into the Grand Canyon then he wowed everyone when he came back up. The Squad found out about this and figured that if a white man did it, why not double minorities. They all jumped in the Grand Canyon, but that was the end. Big funerals were planned and remembrances were done. It came to the attention of the man who did the stunt originally, and contacted Congress that he was sorry he may have encouraged copycats.

   Speaker Johnson: I wish they had known better. just like people should know better to duplicate Evel Kneival’s jump. However, your condolences are appreciated, Superman.

6. 16 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Would the Pattersons consider adopting a child?

7. 17 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Like in Goodfellas, where he has just acquired a suit with a French collar and lizard shoes

   Henry Hill: Hey Ma, don’t you think this looks sharp. Aren’t my shoes great?

   Mrs. Hill: Oh my God, you look like a gangster!

8. 20 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   What oops baby? Michael, Elizabeth and April were all conceived in wedlock. They are legitimate children.

9. 22 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Gordon is learning much about how the world works through his business. This is making Michael’s time at college look like Darkest Africa.

10. 22 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Michael is a goodfella?