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1. 3 days ago on Savage Chickens

   yep. Noticed that 4 years ago.

2. 4 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.

   They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out.”“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.”Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.He stutters, “But how?! I lost everything yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?”God chuckles, “Only Jesus saves.”
3. 9 days ago on Arlo and Janis

   That’s what adapters are for.

4. 10 days ago on Back to B.C.

   Even MSNBC admits it was the failure of the dems to listen to the people that caused their loss.

5. 10 days ago on In Security

   I think the clothes comment might be for El’s outfit.

6. 11 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

   Hey, cut her some slack! She’s the Vitameatavegamin girl!

7. 12 days ago on Li'l Abner

   He’s a direct descendant of the Black Knight!

8. 16 days ago on That is Priceless

   MAGA!

9. 17 days ago on That is Priceless

   Hmmm… right to kill babies, or right to privacy in the locker room? which one, which one…

10. 17 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Pre-K art assignments – homework to the kids, fun time for the parents.