We had a neighbor that would skulk around at night and leave vegetables on all our front porches. About as close to the Great Pumpkin as you’re likely to get.
I got a letter from Mensa inviting me to join after I took an online IQ test. Looked them up online. Seems to be a pat-yourself-on-the-back society made up of the most annoying nerds you ever met.
You think Dusty might be Calvin’s granddad?