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1. 2 months ago on That is Priceless

   An apple a day, / Granny Smith used to say, / Would keep the doctor away. / It was a terrible loss / When she fell under a hoss / And was hooved into Granny Smith Sauce.

   (I know it’s not a limerick, so my apologies to one and all. But if it got a smile, then I am content.)

2. 3 months ago on That is Priceless

   I believe I can honestly say / That I have never, up to this day, / Ever “et” tu, / Nor even tofu! / The stuff tastes like wet potter’s clay.

   :>P (_Yuck!)

3. 3 months ago on That is Priceless

   He once painted a girl on a triclinia / That was considered somewhat obscene-a / By the elite of his day. / But I have to say, / One of my favorites is his Olympia. ;>)

4. 3 months ago on That is Priceless

   I appreciate the sentiment, mon ami. However, there are others who are greatly disappointed when my name is absent from the daily obituary.

5. 3 months ago on That is Priceless

   The details of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. ;>)

6. 3 months ago on That is Priceless

   Of all the follies and foibles of Man, / There is not one more foolish than / The One who thinks that / He or She owns a cat. / (The cat permits this only because a cat can’t open a can!)

   (And Happy Holidays to all my GC friends!)

7. 5 months ago on That is Priceless

   Monsieur Gerôme is bit of sap / Having his model almost in his lap! / When posing sans clothes / Being sculpted so close / Risks getting grit in her “Venus Fly Trap.” 8>)

8. 5 months ago on Pickles

   Her: “There’s eggshell, and buttercream, and ecru, and ivory . . . .”

   Him: “There’s white, white, white, and very white.”

9. 5 months ago on That is Priceless

   It doesn’t always have to be a limerick. Who knew? / That’s now the unfortunate Bookworm’s view. / I mean he struggles with rhyme, / Never mind the scansion and time! / Ah, he’ll just leave it Ish, that’s the smart thing to do.

10. 5 months ago on That is Priceless

    Thank you my good friend. As Mark Twain once observed, “the details of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” Even so, it’s good to be seen. (Much better than being “viewed,” at any rate.)