Recent Comments

1. about 4 years ago on Wizard of Id

   True story: I was at Penney’s with my wife when she asked me, “Does this dress make me look fat?” I noted that all activity stopped in the whole fitting rooms area and it got really quiet. I deadpan replied, “I don’t know, your beauty has struck me blind.” The WHOLE place roared with laughter!! Two women said they pee’d themselves and rushed off to the rest room. A clerk, at a nearby register, was laughing so hard that she had to stop working and compose herself.

2. over 4 years ago on Liberty Meadows

   Sal Monella, wasn’t he a 60’s singing star? 8-)

3. over 4 years ago on Liberty Meadows

   Hey, I like turtles. Just ask my pet turtle, Shellby. They don’t bark, require minimal walks, no grooming, eat sparingly, and trip up ducks! Whats not to like?

4. over 4 years ago on Liberty Meadows

   Weighing naked is more accurate.

5. over 7 years ago on Ziggy

   “Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary.” — Blaise Pascal