Bwa ha ha!
It’s called “humor”.
No, that’s slightly less annoying to the self-propelled can opener.
Almost any “debate”.
You do understand that 1) This is a comic, and 2) Gary is a vampire?
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with a crayon. Cut with a chain saw.
Laugh In is available to watch for free on Tubi.
The arctic. In winter.
You misspelled “Biden”.
Vinegar bath. It burns like the dickens, but helps cut down on infections.
No.
Dogs don’t get people food. Especially not from the table.
It’s called “humor”.