Recent Comments

1. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Oh, you mean the decision where he’s stupidly going to cost his own citizens money by raising tariffs because Der Orange Fuhrer decided to cost Americans money by slapping a 25% tariff on goods and services coming from Columbia?

   You people aren’t even close to smart enough to understand what you’ve done to yourselves. More intelligent Americans already have better jobs. We’re going to be fine. You people are going to get exactly the economic pain and job losses you all so richly deserve, while the rest of us laugh at you (again.)

2. about 2 months ago on Garfield

   Smiling? On a Monday?!?! I’m shocked he’s even able to fake it. I can’t. Well, at least not until after the first pot of coffee.

3. about 2 months ago on Garfield

   Jon knows the proper way to apologize for raisins.

4. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Just the ones who drive.

5. about 2 months ago on Garfield

   First time he’s gotten rid of Nermal that didn’t include Abu Dhabi?

6. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Fewer users, less revenue for the social media companies. That’s a win.

7. about 2 months ago on Garfield

   To be fair, Garfield definitely is smarter than Jon.

8. about 2 months ago on Garfield

   I like dogs because I prefer a pet that doesn’t think it’s smarter than I am.

9. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Stephan should hang out with the Crocs more often. All they’d want to do is eat him.

10. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    This is why Pig is my spirit animal.