Recent Comments

1. over 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The Lays bag is 754% air.

2. over 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   There are two types of people in the world: morning people and society.

3. almost 7 years ago on F Minus

   Are we sure that’s coffee and not beer?

4. almost 7 years ago on Big Nate

   Don’t forget a nice case of the Napoleon complex!

5. almost 7 years ago on Big Nate

   Miranda’s our first jerk who’s a jerk for COMEDY! No one else is like that.

6. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Pig, don’t answer! It’s a trap to make the comment section go crazy! (too late)

7. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Hey, even if God isn’t real, I’d rather go through life thinking that there’s SOMETHING good to do, SOMETHING good to uphold, and SOMETHING bad to reject. Atheists out there – as you comment on this page about how God doesn’t exist, you simultaneously promote murder, suicide, abortion, racism, sexism, slavery, theft, abuse, rape, assault, and arson. When you say ‘God isn’t real’ you also say ‘nothing is bad because there are no standards’. Surely quick-witted Giblets? can answer that one, right?

8. almost 7 years ago on F Minus

   Why aren’t they in tutus?

9. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   With antimorality like atheism, who needs religion?

   That’s not fully a joke – several proclaimed atheists have admitted that atheism is easier. After all, no morality? I can cheat on my spouse! I can swindle my friends and maybe one day customers! I don’t have to uphold any standards, because NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. This is atheistic logic for some. Make sure that’s not you.

10. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “…you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting some proof that Einstein was right, that the Big Bang happened…”

    And you can’t go into an online comment section about Christianity without hitting more than some proof that the Bible and 6-day (not billions of years) creation is true.