If everyone in this panel is going to be upset and drawn into a loud argument, then it’s correct to say “everyone is NOT OK.” In other words, this ain’t over.
Technically, the frog is right. Brown recluse spiders, which have six eyes (as do other species), would walk right in. But they’re too reclusive to visit a jazz club, so there’s that.
Elvis, a correction: spiders’ silk glands are in their abdomens, and the silk emerges from spinnerets at the back of the abdomen. You might be thinking of cribellate spiders, which do have a “comb” on the fourth leg that unfurls the silk from a special organ on the abdomen called the cribellum. Otherwise, great spidery reporting!
I’ve never met such a bitter, off-point group of comics . . . “fans”? I don’t see any actual fandom. Just attempts to enforce some sort of Secret Club whose agenda is juvenile insults. Even over at “Luann” people argue about the actual strip: the artwork, the plot, the characters. So argue about it. Assholery is not argument.
If everyone in this panel is going to be upset and drawn into a loud argument, then it’s correct to say “everyone is NOT OK.” In other words, this ain’t over.