“The nightingales are sobbing in the orchards of our mothers, and hearts that we broke long ago have long been breaking others . . . " / But still, to quote Cat Stevens, “the first cut is the deepest.”
A stat from the Turkey Farmers of Canada website: “Canadians consumed 134.2 million kg (Mkg) of turkey in the year 2023.” Another myth goes down in flames.
If everyone in this panel is going to be upset and drawn into a loud argument, then it’s correct to say “everyone is NOT OK.” In other words, this ain’t over.
Technically, the frog is right. Brown recluse spiders, which have six eyes (as do other species), would walk right in. But they’re too reclusive to visit a jazz club, so there’s that.
Elvis, a correction: spiders’ silk glands are in their abdomens, and the silk emerges from spinnerets at the back of the abdomen. You might be thinking of cribellate spiders, which do have a “comb” on the fourth leg that unfurls the silk from a special organ on the abdomen called the cribellum. Otherwise, great spidery reporting!
“The nightingales are sobbing in the orchards of our mothers, and hearts that we broke long ago have long been breaking others . . . " / But still, to quote Cat Stevens, “the first cut is the deepest.”