And here you are begging for a walk from a tired Dear, and he gives you one. And just a couple weeks ago you were grousing about Dear taking you out when all you wanted to do was stay in and sleep. Turn about and all that.
As the old saying goes, every dog has his day, or in this case, every dog has his season. And seriously, why aren’t you at home snuggling down in Dear’s comfy chair in front of the fire? I would be.
Yeah, that’s a long, steep flight of stairs. And yeah, for a long, low doggy it’s twice as much work as it is for Dear. Sorry, but look at it this way. Extra exercise and good for you. No, huh?
Oh yes! The ol’ criticism made to sound like a compliment trick! I’ve known people like that. You just have to know how to play their game. She hasn’t seen this woman in years, and after this visit, I can bet years will go by before she sees her again. No loss.
No, it isn’t selfish. You just like quiet family evenings at home. That’s always cozy, comforting, and makes you feel all warm, safe and squishy inside. There’s no place like home. Especially with ones you love.
She has a right to feel annoyed and angry. You know better than to do that, but at the end of the day she loves you and will always forgive you, but really, Fred, don’t track her floor again. Bark to get her attention. She’ll clean your feet.
Always! No one’s around to witness brilliant performance. Just like a cop. Not one around when you need one, but go two miles over the speed limit, and one will be on the corner, and you’re hoping they didn’t notice you.
And here you are begging for a walk from a tired Dear, and he gives you one. And just a couple weeks ago you were grousing about Dear taking you out when all you wanted to do was stay in and sleep. Turn about and all that.