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1. 4 days ago on Mutt & Jeff

   What if the five guys, ate burgers and fries?

2. 4 days ago on Doonesbury

   Assghastan.

3. 4 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Do I hear hormones raging?

4. 4 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Who’s next for the Fool’s Cabinet? Daffy Duck?

   My first thought … Charles Manson would be a swell choice, for any position, but he got dead. Why do the good die young?

   Gilbert Godfried (God rest his soul) as press secretary?

   John Gotti to lead the F.B.I. ?

   Does anyone still believe trump’s not senile?

5. 4 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Was told I needed a cat scan…got the strangest looks when i showed up with Rufus, he’s my cat.

6. 4 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Want to seize power? Appeal to the fools, we have so many of them.

7. 5 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   I am selling kits for cold fusion for the home.

   Send me your visa numbers and i’ll ship one out Monday.

8. 5 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Ecuador? Hmm, i was trying to talk the honey into moving to Gambia… i gave that up after she threatened to kill me in my sleep. A happy union depends on, knowing when to shut up and cut the lawn.

9. 5 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Would graphite yarn make good mittens?

10. 6 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Is it April 1st? Over & over? shyte head has named his Sec Defense…a Major in the National Guard. I double checked that and yes, a Major in the Guard.

    Cause you don’t need an experienced guy/gal for this job.

    So, not a 3 or 4 star General? Maybe a commander of a major military unit, at least? Nah, what could go wrong?

    Do I smell a military coup d’état?

    Someone check shyte head for stroke symptoms.

    And gaetz records of investigation have been sealed? Good, We don’t want any evidence of wrong doing to clog up the works of shyte head’s fine oiled machine.

    Been sober for almost Eight years, but, I’m getting shaky.