What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?
I just wanted to be the first one to say it!
I found one with three and a half once. I couldn’t figure out if that was lucky or unlucky.
Garry Trudeau is a great artist.
Old contrail, mount amy.
Yeahhhh, but I really like to say “oo” a lot.
I also like to pronounce “going” and “doing” to rhyme with “boing”.
I use the same tree every year.
It’s a real tree, I just need to glue the needles back on each time.
Saves a lot of work.
Oo-ran-oos.
Flying is safer than driving — probably because pilots are better trained than most drivers.
Applications to be Calvin’s pal are now available at Sharper Image.
She majored in English at university, I expect she’s probably read some Tolkien.
I just wanted to be the first one to say it!