Recent Comments

1. 1 day ago on FoxTrot Classics

   I haven’t seen it in stores around me for a few decades, but my mother still has some in her pantry.

2. 1 day ago on Get Fuzzy

   Last fall I had one big housefly that would follow me from room to room, up and down the stairs, everywhere I went.

   I took that personally.

3. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   This is why I made two email accounts — one for me and one for businesses that ask for my email account.

   I log into the fake one every few days (or weeks) just to laugh at everybody who sends things to it. It’s fun! I especially like seeing all the emails that ended up in the spam filter. SOMEbody — one of those real businesses — gave my fake email address to the spammers, and now the free mail site is working hard to protect my fake account from other fake accounts.

4. 1 day ago on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

   Sorry, I baked a pear pie but it fell on the floor.

5. 4 days ago on Crabgrass

   You’ve got to seal the edges.

   I like to use a stapler.

6. 4 days ago on Back to B.C.

   Only women moo.

7. 4 days ago on The Buckets

   I wrote a mystery novel when I was in high school. I still don’t know who did it!

8. 4 days ago on The Boondocks

   People are so stupid these days that they keep voting for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party and then being surprised when leopards eat their faces.

9. 4 days ago on Questionable Quotebook

   My mother always said, “You’ve got two hands, you take two cookies.”

10. 6 days ago on Bloom County

    Preach it to the Vogons, baby!