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Algolei I Free

What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?

Recent Comments

  1. about 6 hours ago on The Buckets

    Well my friends were at the reception, so I ASSUMED it was the right one.

  2. 1 day ago on Back to B.C.

    The exact length of a year can vary for many reasons, including how you define a year.

    I could link you to a site, but I can’t link to sites on Gocomics anymore. Maybe try googling “variation in the length of a year”.

  3. 1 day ago on The Buckets

    I went to the wrong wedding once. Signed the guest book and everything. Thought the bride and groom looked a little strange, to be honest. Turns out there are two churches on that street.

    I don’t care what anyone says, it still counted. I went to the right reception at least!

  4. 1 day ago on Get Fuzzy

    My wallet won’t fit in my back pocket anyway, that’s where I keep my German to English dictionary.

    One day I might even need it. Who knows?

  5. 1 day ago on Peanuts Begins

    I’ve stood chin deep in water before, and it didn’t impress the ladies either.

  6. 1 day ago on Basic Instructions

    You used to be able to order legal tender from the US mint, pay for it at face value with a credit card, then get money back from the credit card company.

    You made money by buying money.

  7. 1 day ago on The Other Coast

    That’s a heck of a fart.

  8. 2 days ago on The Buckets

    Pizzas only grow on flat Earth.

  9. 2 days ago on The Boondocks

    My joystick had someone named Chad hanging off it.

  10. 2 days ago on Get Fuzzy

    Ready Player One.