Recent Comments

1. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Might want to turn that can around. Pull the tab now and it’ll drive you into the ground!

2. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Well, no wonder I could never make it as writer! I don’t drink!

3. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I got a prank call once. The person asked if my refrigerator was running. I sighed and hung up. Couldn’t you put in some kind of effort?

4. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The triumph of hope over experience.

5. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   First question: is it funny? Second question: is it the same as every other show about corporate lawyers?

6. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I tried that. In the morning my trash was scattered all over the neighbourhood.

7. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Now I don’t feel so bad that I’ve almost tapped on a word in a book to get a definition.

8. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   A stitch in time is worth two in the bush.

9. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   What if your date is terrified of clowns?

10. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I haven’t because I’m not planning on dying either.