Our first one, a tomcat who walked up and adopted me, was staring fixedly into a corner of the living room. When I finally got up to see what he was watching, I discovered the termites.
I’m obviously among friends: I don’t carry my flip phone, unless I leave the house, I don’t answer it unless it’s convenient and I don’t return unknown number calls. We DO answer unknown numbers at home because my wife and I are on the call lists for a couple groups and I love to mess with scammers. But we don’t return unknown number calls there either.
. . .The village smithy snoozes,No horse, since 1933 has come to him for shoeses.