Across a thousand worlds, a thousand portals open and that what was came spilling forth. The Dentines of the Molar planet was tickled for the new supply of brushes. The Tooth and claw beasts of Helgamon was instantly terrified and fled. Everyone across all the other worlds began changing… A few here, a few there until they all succumbed to pearly white dentures and minty fresh breath.. that is before they too added to the growing horror of the toothbrush existence. Across the lands, across the sky’s, all the filth of the spoken word was scrubbed away and left nothing in their wake. Don’t look now and don’t now but there might be a brush just waiting for you in your bathroom cupboard…
I can fix this!! I’ll need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street maps covering all of .. where the heck are we? Oh.. asscrack of oblivion…gotcha well ok then… a pot of coffee, twelve jammy dodgers and a fez.
I’m guessing maybe the lamp is some sort of bio-luminescent globe that charges through the day hours and lights up when the night time finally falls yeah? Seems a plausible idea considering living in a underground area. Certain plant’s and fish have adapted for bio-lum.
It’s simple, a statement was made. Do the crime and you WILL pay the price. WIth the recent uprising over the supposed food shortages, something needed be done and with such a figurehead dangling like that. I dare say there will be very many more neigh-sayers or trouble-rousers.
Across a thousand worlds, a thousand portals open and that what was came spilling forth. The Dentines of the Molar planet was tickled for the new supply of brushes. The Tooth and claw beasts of Helgamon was instantly terrified and fled. Everyone across all the other worlds began changing… A few here, a few there until they all succumbed to pearly white dentures and minty fresh breath.. that is before they too added to the growing horror of the toothbrush existence. Across the lands, across the sky’s, all the filth of the spoken word was scrubbed away and left nothing in their wake. Don’t look now and don’t now but there might be a brush just waiting for you in your bathroom cupboard…