Recent Comments

1. over 6 years ago on Breaking Cat News

   this joke might be a little old, but here we go: in america, you toast marshmallows. In Soviet Russia, marshmallows roast you! (dun dun duun!)

2. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   my guess is that he watches a knockoff version.

3. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I imagine bob sounding like an evil sophisticated British person.

4. almost 7 years ago on Breaking Cat News

   whenever my cats want to go in, they cling onto the screen and meow nonstop.

5. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   he is being paid less than minimum wage (if we assume he lives in California, with Stephan)

6. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   that grammar though

7. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   you can still drink and smoke in salt lake city (I don’t) there are just less places to do so.

8. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   because the more you drink, the dumber you get

9. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   sunday strips are in a different time frame then the others.

10. almost 7 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I knew a guy who was named Chris P. Bacon