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1. 9 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I suspect the germs in sewer water (and at what point in treatment, by the way?) are far more pathogenic than those traded in a kiss.

2. 9 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Apekool is right. Bonsai are the trees, banzai! the warcry. Either way, bonzai is wrong.

3. 9 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I’ve never seen the Shield of Boringness affect anything other than peoples’ perception of Marigold.

4. 9 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Yep, he had quite the cult of personality. It would not surprise me if you could find more official portraits of Kemal Ataturk in Turkey than you could find of Thomas Jefferson in the US today.

5. 9 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   He must be in California.

6. 9 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Black marketeers will happily sell guns to anyone, including guns that are damaged, defective, and/or dangerous to operate. Anyone with a Federal Firearms License (ie, to sell guns), will demand name, social security number, date of birth, and everything else on the Form 4473, which reads in part “Certain violations of the Gun Control Act, 18 U.S.C. 921 et. seq., are punishable by up to 15 years imprisonment and/or up to a $250,000 fine” and is six pages long.

7. 9 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Legal, non-fraudulent profits are your reward for doing things other people want done. Only profitable companies can afford to hire more workers.

8. 9 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   That face, on the croc on the left, in the last two panels.

9. 9 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Poverty doesn’t have causes. For humans, it is the state of nature. It is wealth that has causes. Find the causes of wealth, do your best to arrange situations so that they are fostered, and you have a hope for more wealth, and thus, less poverty.

10. 9 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Within the strip, the functional equivalent of God is … Stephan Pastis. I think what he really resents is frat boys.