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1. over 6 years ago on Frazz

   The procrastinator’s creed: never do today what you can put off indefinitely.

2. over 6 years ago on Frazz

   All most of those studies really proved was that if you forced massive quantities of just about anything on a white mouse, it’d die.

3. over 6 years ago on Frazz

   A Curly quote. Way to go. Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck

4. over 6 years ago on Frazz

   Chocolate comes from cocoa…

   Cocoa is a plant…

   Chocolate is salad :)

5. over 6 years ago on Get Fuzzy

   Originally the cards were a giveaway with the gum you bought.

6. over 6 years ago on Get Fuzzy

   Think about him masturbating as a teenager. If his sperm can fly too, millions of indestructible sperm seeking eggs every time he did it.

   There’s an outtake from Hanover that actually covers this problem. He gets lucky and coaches the girl that when he gives her the sign, she absolutely has to jump off. He shoots holes in the roof.

7. over 6 years ago on Frazz

   Guys get arrested for that; women get rolled eyes (or leered at) and told to put their clothes on. Just another one of those double standards.

8. over 6 years ago on Get Fuzzy

   Maybe Bucky is good with the lady cats if he knows his Ben Johnson.

   DRINK to me only with thine eyes,

   And I will pledge with mine;

   Or leave a kiss but in the cup,

   And I ’ll not look for wine.
9. over 6 years ago on Get Fuzzy

   Cool Hand Luke

10. over 6 years ago on Get Fuzzy

    Dumb as a post, dumb as a bag of hammers, dense as a box of rocks, not the sharpest tool in the shed.