Coming Soon 👀 At the beginning of April, you’ll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
“I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool. It was 30 seconds long. You know why? Because that’s the maximum amount of time you can depict yourself having fun in an above-ground pool. If it was 31 seconds, the actors would’ve said, ‘What am I supposed to do now? The water’s only up to here! What should I do now, throw the ball back to Jimmy? Or put some goggles on and look at his feet?’”
One, two, five!