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I recall seeing a truck driving around carrying a load of “portable facilities”. Half labeled “Elton John” and half labeled “Olivia Newton-John”..
Which reminds me..“How do you get down from an elephant?”“You don’t get down from an elephant. You get down from a duck!…”(I got a million of’em…)
A large number of years ago I was watching the Steve Allen show on TV (That oughta put it in the early 60’s, I think). One skit that I particularly remember starred Steve, and Louis Nye (one of his supporting comedians). Steve is playing the part of a commentator or TV news reporter, interviewing Louis, playing a rather nearsighted, dopey looking absent minded professor who is apparently just about to speak. The “professor” is doddering around, trying to pick up some papers, obviously a prepared speech or whatever on the subject at hand. Steve: “Professor Hooflung, are you ready to give us your report?”(Professor continues trying to grab the paper with a large set of tweezers)Steve (again): “Professor, are you ready to give us your report?”(Professor continues trying to manipulate the report)Steve: “Professor, why are you using the tongs for your report?”Professor, looking up for the first time: “What?”Steve (exasperated, loudly): “TONGS FOR YOUR REPORT!!”Professor smiles shyly and says “You’re welcome.”
I recall seeing a truck driving around carrying a load of “portable facilities”. Half labeled “Elton John” and half labeled “Olivia Newton-John”..